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Jacob LaFountaine [userpic]

Death like yeah

August 18th, 2008 (09:13 pm)

I'm not dead yet motherfucker. I'm waiting for you to finish off first.

Jacob LaFountaine [userpic]

Slapping the Fish out of the Whore's Mouth

December 20th, 2003 (01:36 am)

Whores just don't die you know. You wish they would but they linger on. Anyone who knows me can figure out what the fuck I'm talking about. Rest of you motherfuckers must be bored. Go find some interesting people to chat with or email my dumb ass.

Jacob LaFountaine [userpic]

CuSeeMe

August 11th, 2002 (03:40 am)

Saw a hot looking chick on CuSeeMe by the name of Fontana_fmly. Cute as a bug. Great ass. Great breasts. All good. She seemed to smile. She seemed to be a happy go lucky kind of person. Man isn't that tempting. All of it. I have great love of a girl. Carey be thy name. A girl willing to do all that and more. What is the rub on a night like this? The Font is new. The Font is exciting and willing to please. The Carey is sick. The Carey can't be troubled with the sexuality and fun items for the night. I'm a bastard.

Jacob LaFountaine [userpic]

Midgets?

August 7th, 2002 (10:39 pm)

Anyone interested by female midgets? I love Bridget the Midget. Nothing beats a 3 foot something chick that weighs about 80 pounds. It doesn't limit your sexual tricks. Flips. Twists. Turns. What you need is what you get?

Jacob LaFountaine [userpic]

Alamak

August 6th, 2002 (11:38 pm)

I will try to never forget Alamak. Those were the days. I forget lots. I mean everything. I met my fiancee there. Had lots of good "friends" from there. When I say "friends" I mean relationships with people that were fantastic but destined to fail because they are internet relations. Christine Jarm where are you? Laurie Jones where are you? Kathy? Missy? Tara?

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